Leslie vetoed my original joke.  Here we have the replacement, courtesy of Tom Waits from Glitter and Doom:
Why are shrimp never served at Thanksgiving?
They don’t fit in with the holiday, they are too shellfish (selfish).
It works better out loud than written out…

Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!


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